Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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