Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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