I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Do plants get herpes?
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