she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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