We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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