respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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