Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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