Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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