I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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