Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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