My room smells like vodka and shame
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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