Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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