we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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