At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
being pregnant is like rehab
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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