I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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