I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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