I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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