I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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