I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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