What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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