Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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