and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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