Got a toothbrush?
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize