I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My feet surprised me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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