Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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