I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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