So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
