I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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