Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize