He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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