I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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