ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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