i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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