she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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