Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
