i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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