he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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