I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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