I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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