He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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