How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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