Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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