i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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