I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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