You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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