why didn't you poke me back
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
