Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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