There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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