Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my mouth tastes like poor choices
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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