No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
