let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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