"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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