we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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